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j zone root for the villain rap bullshit and a celebration of failure
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J-Zone: Root For The Villain: Rap, Bullshit, And A Celebration Of Failure

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Yawn. Another book from another musician. Let's guess: He rose from the depths of hell with his talent and went big time. He changed the face of music and made millions. Yeah, a few drug addiction, arrest, and STD stories are sporadically sprinkled throughout for excitement and authenticity, but at the end of it all, he finished his ride a musical legend. He finally gave up dressing room groupies and nose candy; he currently resides with his wife and the children that aren't illegitimate in Calabasas, CA.

[Insert snoring]

Who the hell can really relate to that besides other successful musicians?

My name is J-Zone. If you actually know who the hell I am, either you listen to way too much rap music, you're a Tim Dog fan, or you stood outside my distributor's warehouse the day my CDs and records were destroyed. I was on the hip-hop come-up, then I came down - hard. Splat. Some critical success, incessant praise from pop stars and hip-hop legends alike, and then...abysmal commercial failure. I did tours on Greyhound buses filled with wide-bodied, Jheri curled women and knife-wielding gang members. I witnessed my life-long passion for music dissolve in 12 hours and my final album sell a whopping 47 copies in its first month for sale. I left my little-known spot in a small, niche quadrant of the hip-hop world and joined my fellow overqualified stiffs with useless college degrees in the world of dead end jobs. For some sick reason, I find all of the above hilarious and have made an omelette out of any egg that wound up on my face.

I pin my cross-hairs on everyday bullsh*t just as accurately as I do the dysfunctional ways of the music biz. I ask the public at large questions like "Are men the new women?" and "Is going out on Friday night worth it when you're a socially homeless man in a deceptively segregated New York City?" Chapters dedicated to cassette tapes, defunct record stores, the SP-1200 sampling drum machine, hip-hop recording studios of the 1990s, and overlooked rap artists like The Afros, Mob Style, and No Face all point to my fascination with the obscure. The annoyances of a cell phone-driven society, dating in America, and Facebook are also explored.

A collection of memoirs and think pieces written by a curmudgeonly commercial failure who is somehow laughing hysterically at both himself and the stupidity of the world large probably won't become a New York Times best-seller, either. Be honest though, you need something to place drinks on when you have company; at worst, my book is a perfect cocktail coaster.

About the author:
J-ZONE is a connoisseur of humbling reality checks, lesser-known rap albums from the early '90s, self-deprecation, and full-fledged lampoonery. His primary hobby is assailing our daily acts of bullshit. Throughout his decade and change in the music business, he's worked with the likes of Gnarls Barkley, The Lonely Island, Biz Markie, E-40, and Prince Paul, to name a few. As a writer, his work has been published in the Common Culture pop culture textbook series, SLAM Magazine, The Source, and London's Hip-Hop Connection (HHC), among others. He's a regular contributor for ego trip NYC and moonlights as a high school sports reporter in the New York Metropolitan area. J-Zone has also taught music classes in the SUNY (State University of New York) system. He's an insubordinate curmudgeon and a New York native who will invoice you if you send him emoticon and acronym-laden text messages. He lives in Queens, New York with his beloved grandmother, "Evil E".

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Total Comments: 11
5 Stars
Name: (Posted: 10/6/2012 7:40:00 AM; Partial IP: .113.221.7)
Location: adelaide, south australia
Comment: if ya miss 90's hip hop!& hate facebook!cop it dope read!
5 Stars
Name: (Posted: 6/6/2012 12:16:00 PM; Partial IP: 29.217.126)
Location: Greece
Comment: This should be a bestseller and Zone should be awarded with the Pulitzer. Thanks for the many moments of laughter Jay
Name: (Posted: 2/22/2012 10:54:00 PM; Partial IP: .65.109.52)
Location: west coast
5 Stars
Name: (Posted: 2/22/2012 10:53:00 PM; Partial IP: .65.109.52)
Location: south san jo califas
Comment: ey nic where you at in san jo ese!! you need to get slapped for them stewpid comments this book goes in my jzone collection eazi!!!!!!!
5 Stars
Name: (Posted: 1/3/2012 4:46:00 AM; Partial IP: 55.178.243)
Location: London, UK
Comment: What the f*** is nic cage talking about? J-Zone is the most innovative rapper/producer to grace the dying art form that is hip hop. The book is fantastic! Bet |Mr. Cage is a Lil' Wayne fan...
5 Stars
Name: (Posted: 12/27/2011 8:50:00 PM; Partial IP: .225.65.82)
Location: Philly
Comment: dude tells it like it is. insightful and comical stuff.
Name: (Posted: 12/14/2011 11:01:00 AM; Partial IP: .87.81.251)
Location: yup
Comment: Yo SJ Hes just retired as a rapper not producer. Just not full time. He did soe shit on has-lo s new album and 2010 looked busy for him
5 Stars
Name: (Posted: 12/2/2011 3:14:00 PM; Partial IP: .149.18.49)
Location: uk
Comment: Yeah - not read it, but know it's gonna be some funny shit. really just wanted to counteract the rating from the chump who gave one star
1 Star
Name: (Posted: 12/1/2011 9:18:00 AM; Partial IP: 74.179.128)
Location: sj
Comment: LOL how many copies this idiot sell of his stupid book? Quit rap to write books about when you used to make rap. What a fucking pussy. J-Zone might be the biggest underground rap faggot since Louis Logic started cross dressing on stage. It's funny to see these dim wit rappers lose their mind in their 30's. they don't know how to get old without going crazy. How does J-Zone even think there's a market for his book? nobody cares about his music, nobody misses his music. well, nobody that matters. I'm sure there's some geek that thought J-Zone was a player that misses hearing J-Zone's weak raps about pussy he's never gonna get on trash beats with no bang. fuck j-zone and fuck his book. if you quit rap don't write books about rap. go to work and STFU douche.
5 Stars
Name: (Posted: 11/23/2011 8:11:00 PM; Partial IP: 55.105.195)
Location: Stockton California
Comment: I cant wait to read this! Probably insanely funny. Dude is hilarious and extremeley insightful.
5 Stars
Name: (Posted: 11/16/2011 12:20:00 PM; Partial IP: 180.31.196)
Location: Buffalo
Comment: Great book j-zone is actually a great writer.
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